Sent to me by a friend back East…
ELECTILE DYSFUNCTION: the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by any party in the 2008 election year.
The Republicans are dropping like flies or are not actively campaigning other than via “Blair Witch” Internet hype. Bill Clinton, good little dog that he is, is nipping at the heels of Barack Obama, diverting him from doing a full frontal barrage on Hillary. Cackling Hillary is being all things to all people, is obviously supported by various media outlets and makes me want to move to some place more sane, such as Darfur.
WTF? When did I cross over to Bizarro World?
We need a Viagra Candidate, one who makes us all politically erect and ready to drive deep into the problems we face as a country. Someone who can make us come once and then come again to our senses. Someone who can plant their seed of hope in our quivering expectations.
We need a Harry S. Truman-Kennedy-Reagan to stop the buck, take us to Mars in nine years and not take shit from anyone. None of our current candidates come close to that ideal, or even know its zip code.
Sigh….